use drbulb;

insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #1","Start here.","Species #1- Vitralucis primaflagellum. The first species to evolve beyond the quotidian form in the morphologic leap of the 'Crustaceous Explosion', and the first of an eventual 100 species to be catalogued. An un-natural history of the bulb, it's anatomy, feeding and replication is under preparation, pending further excavations at the 'Bulbous Shale'. (The entire set of 100 species will be available in an edition of 5.)    Edition of 25 $150 each",25,150);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #2","-","Species #2- Vitralucis primaflagellum var. duodendron. An unusal mutation in a world ruled by the cop-out of bi-lateral symmetry- another pseduopod, from a first.  Did this double locomotive powers? Attract twice as many mates? Is the action of cord important here? (Paltry modern 'bulbs' have relegated the cord to the status of mere umbilicus, without design value) .Edition of 25 $200 each",25,200);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #3","-","Species #3- Vitralucis etaoinshrdlu. Athanasius Kircher stated that this species marked the beginning of the Alphabet. (Hebrew, or Chaldee, he insisted)- Since Father K. is seldom astray in his thinking, we must dig on deeper into the tenebrous depths of the last known 'watering hole' of the Vitralucis- The Bulbous Shale. Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #4","-","Species #4- Despite common acceptance of Klaproth's thesis of 1814 ('An der Geschwindigkeits des Fliegens die Vitralucis Ur-Gluhbirne'), replete with lurid engravings depicting bulbs outpacing both Achilles and the Tortoise in a frenzied (and paradoxically fluxional) footrace, modern scholars are reminded of the Irish Elk (Megaloceros giganteus), whose antlers, under an as yet hypothesized vector (probably girls), grew to spine-snapping size.  ",25,300);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #5","-","Species #5- Vitralucis golgotha.  St. Lester of Ephesus revered the frustule of this species as achieropoetic (not made by (human) hands), and took only it, and a bucket when he became a stylite near Epidamnos in 513 CE. Edition of 25 $200 each",25,200); 
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #6","-","Species #6- Vitralucis buckrodgersi. When Ming the Merciless finally shows up- you can bet he'll have one of these above his desk. Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250); 
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #7","-","Species #7- De Grootenblatt (1891) insisted that this surfeit of cord-bearing appendages was the sign of adaption to extreme predation. We know now that the loops were doped with moth pheremones, and provided handy perches. (Some have hypothesized (incorrectly) that the moths actually pollinated the bulbs; Paeleoentomobotanical studies have proved the obverse beyond the shadow of a doubt.)  Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250); 
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #8","-","Species #8- Vitralucis vitruvianensis. Da Vinci himself kept a single member of this species alive in captivity for 27 years on a diet of vitreous humour, and local treacle. Under the influence of said treacle, he must have seen something of the Divine in its proportions... Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #9","-","Species #9- Pythagoras is said to have beaten acolytes who couldn't  sum the Tetrakys with the hemi-eponymous  Vitralucis tetrakys , which he kept hidden under his robes. Who knows? Many manuscripts have been lost...Edition of 25 $250 each",25, 250);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #10","-","Species #10- Vitralucis Tesla. Named for the great Nikolai T, this species is one of the last to be seen (after the various Bulb Plagues of Egypt, Rome and The 'Enlightenment', very few Vitraluci survived in the wild.) The cord has spurred many to suspect that perhaps flux from swimming through the Luminiferous Ether, or Telluric currents as the true food source for these creatures . Edition of 25 $275 each",25,275);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #11","-","Species #11- Vitralucis inflagrantedelicto.  Some modern scholars insist that this is V. primaflagellum, caught in a landslide and distorted by moribund spasms. Others just think it died laughing. Edition of 25 $175 each",25,175);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #12","-","Species #12- Vitralucis phoebus- Named for the tentacles of the Phoebus Cartel, a worldwide conspiracy of incandescent bulb-makers formed in 1929 and (supposedly) ended by WWII.  Edition of 25 $225 each",25,225);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #13","-","Species #13- Vitralucis omphalos haeckeli. The great illustrator Haeckel, who we belive, correctly surmised the extension of noble lineages of Diatom and Radiolarian into the line of Vitralucis, is the namesake of this species. (Haeckel was a known 'opmhaloskeptic' - He didn't believe in his bellybutton.) Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #14","-","Species #14- Vitralucis corymbos gaudii- (Gaudi's flower-cluster) At his accidental death , the great architect Gaudi, was found to have almost nothing in his pockets but a few walnut shells. In that saddest of moments, bystanders overlooked the broken glass in the gutter...Edition of 25 $275 each",25,275);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #15","-","Species #15- Very little of Vitralucis reproduction is known; this species has long been seen as the immature stages V. fulcanelli argothique (next), but some have argued it merely died while 'budding'. It is worth noting, that no  specimens have ever been found showing filament division, however.  Edition of 25 $250 each",25,250);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #16","-","Species #16- Vitralucis fulcanellii argothique - Fulcanelli insisted in his fourth book, that the cathedral-eqsue symmetries of this species represent the great Trinity of Salt-Sulphur-Mercury.{I asked him about this at the 'Y' the other day, and he evasively muttered 'It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question', and went back to his crunches.} Edition of 10 $300 each",10,300);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #17","-","Species #17- Vitralucsis changandengi. Named for the Twins, of course, except sharing a vacuum instead of a liver, in a most elegant symbiosis of something(s) sharing nothing.  Edition of 25 $325 each",25,325);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #18","-","Species #18- Vitralucis bipsyche. In the German, filament is 'Seele', the same word as 'soul'. This Salmandrine symbiosis is the  only evidence in the stratigraphic record  of metempsychosis. Edition of 25 $325 each",25,325);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #19","-","Species #19- Budding? Parasitism? Mating? Cannibalism? Pollenation?  Sometimes Paleovitrologists have to rely on Pataphysics, and utilize holes in the data to infer structure -Species that never were, allow us to infer species that should have been, non? Edition of 25 $325 each",25,325);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #20","-","Species #20 Edition of 25 $325 each",25,325);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #21","-","Species #21- Vitralucsis lacageauxfolles. If the previous species in the catalogue are budding, we are now at a loss. It was this species rumoured (before the last of the Bulb Plagues) to have haunted the cabinet of Kruptadia in the British Museum, prompting some (C.f: Branler and Onan, 1898) to posit a more Orgone based hypothesis concerning the feeding of Vitralucids. Edition of 25 $495 each",25,495);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #22","-","Species #22 Edition of 25 $700 each",25,700);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #23","-","Species #23- Vitralucsis burroughsii. var. erisia-  As fantastic as 5 siamese bulbs may be, there are hoary manuscripts showing agglomerations of more, in varied geometric and chaotic arrangements. Further excavations are underway, and many partial specimens need reconstructions to reach the goal of a 100 species,  taxonomic encyclopedia. Time will tell.....  Edition of 25 $995 each",25,995);
insert into items (grp_id,name,short_descr,long_descr,edition,price) values (3,"Species #24","-","Species #24- Vitralucis pastafarensis ramen. This curious creature has been found at all stratigraphic levels, often wrapped around Vitralucsis species, as if it had been moving through the solid fossil matrix...I am beginning to suspect it has fooled me into thinking it is a fossil at all, and is the mere husk or cast-off shell of something fantastic. On the left you may see my noodly appendage reaching out to excite the noble gasses left inside the form. Height:9in  Width:13in. Edition of 10, available in various electrode and plasma configurations. {please inquire}",10,-1);













